Nah, don’t worry. As I mentioned in my previous post. I gotta work 5 fucking days of morning shifts in the past week. Yeah, talk about shift rotation eh?? How ironic can it be?? But I noticed something quite, rather..erm…..mind-boggling, mind-disturbing, pain-my-eyes during these shit-hole morning shifts week that I was forced to be in, all thanks to those retards upstairs who “worked” on our schedule.
Now. Onwards to my “mind-boggling, mind-disturbing, pain-my-eyes” story. One fine morning, while I was stil sleeping on my duty, dreaming of Jessica Biel and waiting for calls to come in so goddamn in the morning. I was awaken by a voice near my ears. Here’s what’s the voice gotta say to me.
M: me la
V: Da voice
V: Woi! Wake up, something interesting is happening now!!! You really gotta see this!!!! Wake up mate, wake the fucking up!!!!
M: *rubbing my eyes* You better have a goddamn good explanation for disturbing me from my slumber. @$$hole.
V: hohoho, it’s better than good, matey. Check THAT out! *pointing his finger at my supervisor’s place*
M: Yea, so the fat @$$ is there. So what’s the big freakin’ deal??
V: Hohoho, if I tell you the fat @$$ has been standing there for more than 15minutes, what will you think??
M: WHAT!?! It took that fat @$$ more than 15 minutes to take refill the goddamn water dispenser?!?! Hehehe….this is gonna be interesting. Lemme “monitor” this situation for ‘ya. *wicked smile, with eyebrow raised on my face”
V: Alright. Over and out!!
Now, lemme clarify this. Da voice, is non-other than my colleague who have worked with all these while, my mate, my friend. The fat @$$ is actually a newbie who got into this department almost a year ago, making good progress and got himself absorbed into permanent employee status recently. And yes, the fat @$$ is a HE!! As for the supervisor, uhh, well, it makes me wanna puke whenever I speak/mention/utter her. So, please read the previous post that I had about her over HERE. Once you read it, you’ll know the reason behind.
Now, being awakened by ‘Da Voice’, I’ve got a “special task” on hand now. Which is to find out what’s the latest stuff/gossip that I can come up with, and then spread it across the floor. *evil laugh*
Here’s the thing. The distance from the storeroom to get the water dispenser refills, to the location where the water dispenser is, it's nothing more than a minute walk. Unless you’re a real lazy bugger that’ll grab every opportunity there is to make yourself don’t have to take any calls even for a few minutes, then it might more than 5 minutes. But for the fat @$$ to take more than 15 minutes to replace the water dispenser refill near our place?!?! Now this is something really worth ‘MONITORING’ for.
Now, the fat @$$ has sat back onto his place, doing what he is supposed to do – answering calls. It has been peaceful for couple of hours later on. Come lunch, I don’t bother about what happened later on already ‘cos I was busy chomping down the food that were in front me, simply irresistible!
Ok. A day has gone. Nothing peculiar happened again for that day. That day, I went home straight after work. Had dinner, shower….and make myself busy with some games that I downloaded recently. When it’s close to midnite, seems to getting insomnia lately. Luckily I’ve stil got some beers left-overs from CNY. Yea, it really helps. One can of it, all the way til morning.
Next day, same ol’ shit. Working with the fat @$$ again in a group. This time around, no water carrier scandal kinda story. Instead, on this 2nd day of my morning-shifts-hell, I noticed one more thing on that fat @$$: He likes to stop-by the supervisor’s place even for a few minutes whenever there’s an opportunity. I wonder why. I don’t know til the time of this post as well. Could it be that this fat @$$ has a thing on her?? Nah, she aint that attractive AT ALL!!!! Why would someone be interested in her when she walks with her stomach in front?? Furthermore, the fat @$$ guy has a picture of his self-proclaimed “girl-friend” which he will put it on the keyboard wherever he sits. Some kinda motivation tool it seems.
You WILL NOT believe that an ugly fat @$$ like him is having a “girl friend” comparable to those working in the movie industry in India aka Bollywood. Yes! I’m telling ‘ya!!!! I ain’t bluffing!!! I’m telling the truth, and nothing but the truth. I swear to Lady Jessica of the Biel family in Hollwood that the girl in the picture is really saliva-dropping to be honest with ‘ya! Whenever anyone of us tease him about the picture, his “don’t-fuck-with-me-on-this-picture-look” will come out, as a warning sign to whoever that is messing around with his “girl-friend” picture. Uhh, well…it could be true that it IS indeed his girl friend then.
YEAH FUCKING RITE!!! FAT @$$!!!!! *LMAOROTF*
After 5 days of morning-shifts-hell, my mate and I finally can have a breathing space yesterday. As in both of are able to wake up as late as both of us can imagine. We were like a reborn child after a reeeeeaaally long sleep, fresh. Like a zombie arose from the graveyard. Yea, I bet you all know how it feels.
Yesterday I was working nite shift with a rather attractive colleague of mine. Nothing unusual happens. Reason being she were too tired, and I was too busy updating some information on my other personal stuff till 4am. Owh, before I forget, the “score” last nite was 5-2. 5 calls came in to my line whole nite, while the 2 calls went into her phone line. Not a bad thing considering it was a weekend nite.
Ahh, weekend looms. I’m currently sitting in my bedroom typing this long post. Meh, that’s enough for now. Or else I don’t have much to type on later.
Stay tune.
PS: Lady, thank you for your patience all this week. It’s up, baby!!!!
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