My "beloved" Insurance Agent

For those who are real, real, real close to me, they should know what am I on about. For those who just know me less than a year, you might wanna refer to the following links and read all about this "beloved" insurance agent of mine. The previous posts can found and read over HERE, HERE, and HERE.I'd say please read all previous posts in regards to proceed with this post tonight, so that you can have a slightest idea of the "casts" that I'm gonna post herein this blog.

You might be wondering "What the fuck is this shit this time around?"

I don't have a problem at all. But I think this insurance agent of mine might have one though. Here goes.

Done reading? No? Shoulda know y'all buncha lazy marthaphuackers won't heed my advice. Ahh well, fuck it. Upto y'all then. Onwards to the purpose of this post now.

Mr & Mrs K, just changed their car from the previous Nissan Sentra into Toyota Altis couple of months back. Reason being is due to too much money has been dumped onto the bloody Nissan Sentra to fix all the wrongs. Therefore both of 'em came to agreement to change the 3-year-old car and eradicate that problem once and for all. Think of this: the amount of $$$ splashed out to fix the bloody car is good enough to own a new car, in that sense. I'm sure all my readers know what the hell is this joker on-and-on about by now, eh?

Right. Got their new car, drive happily ever after. No noise on/in the car, no faulty accessories, everything is in perfect-o condition.

Toyota Altis

Mr V got to know about this matter. Why not? They're very close to each other. He'll come and join Mr K for lunch at times, so, yeah. No surprise there.

However, the time that Mr V got to know Mr K planned to change the car, he went and made a booking on a new car, Kia Forte [Pronounce as For-Tay]. The only difference is that Mr & Mrs K got their new car way earlier than Mr V. Reason behind is according to "reliable sources" Kia Forte apparently receiving A LOT OF booking orders and Mr V would need to wait 3 months to get his new car.3 months? Errr, exaggerating?? I don't know. Well, from my past experience,

NEVER TRUST A SALES PERSON!!

Let's skip the details, Mr V finally got his new car 2 weeks ago. Yes, after 3 god-damn-months! The loooooong-awaited Kia Forte.

Kia Forte

On the same night, his mom will wash the car [well, to be frank, his mom will wash both Honda City and the Kia Forte every single fucking night]. This is where the "interesting" part comes in.

Wash car with what? With non-stop-flowing-water, a'ight?

Where will water flows?? To lower ground, of-fucking-couse, you bloody retard? Apparently those water flew into his brand-fucking-new Kia For-Tay's headlamps!! Despite that, the slide on top of the driver's seat has seen some damaged on the edge of it and in addition to that, sounds!!!! There are weird SOUNDS coming out from his brand new Kia For-Tay!!!! Not to forget the fact that the speedometer on the car is showing more than 100km. Apparently this car has been used as a test-drive car. Yes. He got himself A TEST-DRIVE CAR! Reason?? Sales person said still no stock after 3 months. If Mr V wants it so badly, this is the only car and he can have it right on-the-spot.

Now allow me to do this here, something that I've never done before in this blog of mine.



Seeing this, he went to the workshop at 8 in the fucking morning and ask those retarded mechanics to fix things for him on his brand-effing-new Kia For-Tay.

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"Boss! Your car is done! Everything is ok now."

7 fucking-long-hours to fix all the aforementioned problems?? What on earth are those mechanics doing? Not that I give a flying fuck for that, but this is really ridiculous rite??? Fuck that.

With this, please bare in mind that,

DON'T BUY KIA. OR SUFFER 7 LONG HOURS IN KIA's VERY OWN WORKSHOP.

So, one fine day, Mr V confessed to Mr K that he's abit rushy in changing the car. Simply because his workmate has changed one recently and he had a ride in it, it felt good. He can't resist his workmate's ongoing persuasion, pleading, urge, influences.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha..... Lemme add something in, for you Mr V. I think you also can't resist the fact that Mr K changed his car recently, which happen to be slight bit, if not far more superior, better than your previous used-Sentra that caused you such pain-in-the-@$$ for you as well. In short, it's about satisfying your pride. Who's on the losing side now?

Since you've been comparing your used-Sentra with you existing Honda, why not purchase another Honda vehicle, but with another range? Why wanna go for some fancy brand like Kia??

That's all. Feels so good now. He brought himself onto this whole mess. Nah. Fuckit! He has the dough, let him be.

My very own precious, adorable cutie car is still nice to ride on. No weird sound, no headlamp-flooded complications, no damaged edge on the slides, leather seats are still smooth as silk. Just a wee-bit not satisfied withe I.C.E [In Car Entertainment] is not upto my *ahem* expectation. But that can wait.

And it's 1 year and 1 month old now!!!! Ooh I love my car!